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I am very thankful for my non-potruding genitals.
2
Ugh, *protruding*
3
um. it was probably more awkward to have the boner than just to leave. idiot.
4
Also, doesn't really sounds like it was a no-reason boner...
5
Next time dip your block and tackle in a Slurpee just before entering Hineyville.
6
Sometimes folks see more than you'd like. For example, "open-plan" urinals... sometimes you just have to take yourself less seriously. About half the population gets boners, after all, so it's not a big deal.

And... many women gain ego validation from inducing boners. True fact! Depends on the circumstances, of course. But assuming you're not gross, the incident probably got listed in the "funny-naughty" category.

Really, this is the downfall of Western civilization. When a society doesn't have space for boners, it doesn't have space for freedom.
7
Out like a boner in sweatpants! BISP!
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@jamdox

HIGH POSTING IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA.
9
Sport that wood proudly, IA! Worrying about your boner being PC is just plain wrong. How could any woman possibly be offended by the biggest compliment (haha, that's a "pun", kids!) she could ever get from a man?
10
Be proud of your boner. I like to look at people and say "You love that shit, don't you?" and grin.
11
BONER SPACE
SPACE BONER
12
Oo==✊=D💦


Shoulda drained it b4 u went.
13
Try grunting as you switch poses.
14
#5...but, and this is important...don't do that while you're still inside the 7-11.
15
No one wants to see your boners, you dumb fucks. Get a clue.
16
I am just glad I FINALLY get a mention, regards Alex P Keaton's neighbor
17
Try flicking yourself in the balls lightly next time, your boner will go away quite quickly then, unless of course you like that sort of thing. And if that is the case, I have no idea what you should do, perhaps act like it natural, since it is.
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@16- Boner lived next door to the Seavers, not the Keatons
19
Shoulda told the chick in front of you "I love every bone in your body. Especially mine." Chicks love that sort of thing.
20
Sorry Iceprez, screwed it up. Also everyone should check out the song "Sweatpant Boner" by Apple Betty (singer is hot btw). Well, I am off to the gym...IN MY SWEATPANTS! BISP!
21
At least the guy knows what it feels if at least for a few seconds to have a boner in Yoga Class.
22
best IA ever

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