PREDICTION: You're going to win the Nobel Prize for Passive Aggression when you accidentally shit your pants trying to make a point to a guy who can't even smell your fart due to his lifetime of smoking.
Oh c'mon, is this from the 1990s? Smokers have been banned from everywhere at this point. Where do you smell them other than at some cool party you obviously crashed? What kind of whiny shit is this? No wonder China is going to kick our ass.