Shut up!

winters in portland are awesome. too much sun makes me psychotic.

If you don't like the winter here you should move.

I sense extreme sarcasm.

Sounds like every Portlander I know. I also think it's sarcastic... but the shit is true. I truly do not know why people continue to live here if they hate it 9 months out of the year.

Yeah, I meant that there are so many people like this, the anon did a sarcastic post pretending to be one of them. Especially with the "Because Portland is the place to be" sentiment.

"I complain to my coworkers incessantly about the winter weather..."

You sound like such an awesome person to work with, says absolutely no one.

So bitching and moaning about winter = acceptable.

Yet bitching about summer = unacceptable.

Bravo. Truly well done.

"If you don't like the summers here, just move the fuck back home"

This is home, fucknuts. It's why I complain about warm weather - my body only knows the rain and cold it grew up with here in Oregon.

Sounds like you're the one that needs to move the fuck back home. If you don't like the weather that's here for about 9 months/year then that seems like a bigger problem.

I like my eggs sunnyside up. Especially when I'm sunbathing.

sex in the park = ants in the cooch

Don't you mean..... someone's Couch?

I see what you did there.

"The Thing I hate about Portland is? The rain! :-(
The Thing I love about Portland is? The summer!"

repeat ad infinitum

Obvious troll is obvious.