Anonymous Jul 11, 2012 at 11:01 pm

Just Change Facebook to Babybook Already

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Unsubscribe you petulant idiot. Better yet unfriend these people so they know what a complete douche you are.
tcraighenry on July 12, 2012 at 9:00 AM Report this
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Replace the word 'baby' with the word 'pet' and I could've written this IA myself. You people and your pets! Who cares about your dog or cat? Not me! #1 has it right: unsubscribe.
Vincent Nice on July 12, 2012 at 9:12 AM Report this
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Unsubscribe is your friend. Seriously, though, if you can't deal with what people choose to post on their own wall, you probably should not be using Facebook.
crookedfinger on July 12, 2012 at 10:28 AM Report this
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But the babbies are offensive.
tcraighenry on July 12, 2012 at 10:29 AM Report this
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Jesus Christ, can't anyone enjoy their children in this town? Thankfully I do not have any kids, if only because they would be facing the hate from grown-ass adults all to eager to spew verbal bile at anyone under the age of 10. HOWEVER- Facebookers, I do not give a shit about what you ate for dinner. Just put your computer phone away and eat your meal.
Barf! on July 12, 2012 at 10:44 AM Report this
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I don't get all the baby hate tbh. People treat them like they're some horrible little demon things when they're.... just babies.
tcraighenry on July 12, 2012 at 10:51 AM Report this
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Kids drive me crazy, as well as people who's every conversation has to revolve around their lion fruit.

But I'm also not an asshole, and understand that most parents love their children more than you could ever comprehend. You have many options to remedy this situation, anon. I deleted my Facebook a little over a year ago and it was the absolute perfect decision.
kay_b on July 12, 2012 at 11:55 AM Report this
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"lion fruit" = "loin fruit"

Oops
kay_b on July 12, 2012 at 11:56 AM Report this
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I am in total agreement with this I,A. Ugh! It drives me nuts when the Facebook police kick in my door every day, put that stupid gun to my head, and make me read posts from my "friends." I don't know or like these people, but the Facebook police keep making me accept their friend requests, and they won't let me unfriend them. Just the other day, I tried to hide one of my "friend's" posts from my news feed, and it wasn't 10 minutes before the Facebook Stormtroopers burst in the door, dragging my mom behind them. They said they would shoot her in the head if I didn't undo that hide. So, what can I do? Obviously, have have no choice but to continue reading these posts. I don't want them to kill my family! But, I'm sure you know how it is. I just tried to cancel my account, and hopefully that will put an end to all of this. I just don't.... Wait... Who's there?... Oh God! No! I'll sign back up, just put down the chainsaw. Please... Please... NOOOOO!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGH!!!.....

....I.....guess......I.....should.....have.....known...
...that.....there's......no.....such......thing.....as...
...free........will.......anymore....


.....Goodbye.....Facebook.....
...the.....only.....world.....I've.....ever......known......



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on July 12, 2012 at 12:56 PM Report this
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lion fruit is better
tcraighenry on July 12, 2012 at 1:02 PM Report this
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Ha! I was just gonna say that, tcraighenry. It would be a great band name too.
tabitharat on July 12, 2012 at 3:20 PM Report this
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Facebook's greatest gift is a lesson: Every person is boring on a day to day basis. Other than your significant other and perhaps your absolute best friend, you don't need to know what anyone is doing more than twice a month, tops.

It doesn't matter if they have kids, pets, a new job, a pithy comment on current events. Familiarity breeds contempt. A person who is absolutely fascinating at dinner once a month is boring as shit every day.

I actually thank Facebook, which I visit maybe once a month, for bringing this to everyone's attention. It is just taking some people longer than others to see it.
Blabby on July 12, 2012 at 3:52 PM Report this
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Well said, Swanson.
kay_b on July 12, 2012 at 4:29 PM Report this
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I soo could've written this one myself! FUCKING BREEDERS!!!
DamosA on July 12, 2012 at 5:04 PM Report this
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Damosa, never forget that your parents were FUCKING BREEDERS, and look what a triumph they've bred!
Oh, if only your father would have worn a condom...
Captain Amerigo on July 12, 2012 at 8:19 PM Report this
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I've already explained this before, but clearly your dumbass wasn't listening. So i guess i'll have to repeat myself: the world population was roughly 1/3 in the late 1970's what it is TODAY. Therefore, when i was created in a petri dish, massive over-population was not an issue!
DamosA on July 12, 2012 at 9:00 PM Report this
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You're right, I'm certain your parents just wanted to have cheap unprotected sex. But, who in the hell do you think caused this overpopulation? What, are your parents innocent? You don't count? Please... the world would be a better place if we could somehow go back in time to your great-great grandfather and just give him a box of Lifestyles Ultra Sensitive condoms (I have a heart, you know). We know it, you know it, the world knows it. You can make all the excuses you want as to why your BREEDER parents chose to have unprotected sex in the back seat of a car in some darkened alleyway, but that doesn't take away from the fact that you are now occupying/wasting valuable space on this little blue dot we call Earth. You were probably a little shit when you were a kid, and you grew up to be a big shit... good for you.
Captain Amerigo on July 12, 2012 at 9:18 PM Report this
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I'll occupy YOU, if you keep it up!
DamosA on July 13, 2012 at 8:57 PM Report this
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Ew, gross! No thanks.
Captain Amerigo on July 14, 2012 at 10:40 AM Report this
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Kay_B, you talking again to yourself girl?
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on July 15, 2012 at 7:01 PM Report this

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