Anonymous Jul 13, 2012 at 8:54 pm

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1
"...shitting in the tall cotton, etc." WTF does that mean???
2
It's like "we're squattin' in tall grass now, boys!" i.e.: times are good.
3
pretty well-written gripe there, mr. beige rock-assaultee.....

you should totally ink down said gripe on paper and place it on their doorstep.....you can keep the wind from taking it by placing some beige rocks on it.....

it's not too insulting, it's anonymous, it's supportive, it's whiny, and it's reasonable.....

it just might work.....
4
Maybe you should try some Plaid Rock. That's where you go to Plaid Pantry, grab a 40 of malt liquor and blissfully pass out.
5
They might be violating noise ordinances. Look them up and maybe you can bring them up directly with your neighbors. Like the civilized person you espouse to be.
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+1 for salad days
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Useless anecdote: one of my friends used to live next to Badly Drawn Boy (I don't know if you guys know who that is.) So he used to holler at him out of his porch "SHUT UP WITH YOUR WHINY FUCKING MUSIC BADLY DRAWN BOY."

You should do that too anon.

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