Anonymous Jul 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm

What Was That?

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This is why I support medical marijuana. That amount of rage has got to be unhealthy for you.
Torgo on July 18, 2012 at 3:20 PM Report this
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So you hear a firework pop off at 10:20 pm. It isn't the rest of the world's problem that you go to bed on Grandma's schedule. I would empathize if it were in the wee hours of the morning but seriously...
ConflictArtist on July 18, 2012 at 3:50 PM Report this
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ConflictArtist,

We don't all work as bartenders and waitstaff. Some of us have jobs that start in the morning.
Torgo on July 18, 2012 at 5:13 PM Report this
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Ha! Touche...
ConflictArtist on July 18, 2012 at 5:41 PM Report this
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You're hoping someone got shot because someone lit a firework. Ok.
tcraighenry on July 18, 2012 at 8:30 PM Report this
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no reason to get upset -- i'm sure it was just one of those numb-nutted 'patriots'.....

"'murica's number one -- yeah!! -- boom!! -- go 'murica!!"
human in training on July 19, 2012 at 10:16 AM Report this
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and then I'll come over there and rip your Caps Lock key off your keyboard and shove it down your....

oh never mind.
Happily EverAfter on July 19, 2012 at 1:49 PM Report this
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Dude, had one go off like 2 blocks from me on the 16th at around 11pm while a friend and I were watching a movie. She looks at me and says "guess someone got too drunkey on the 4th and forgot to light off the entire stash". Yep, probably (Incidentally, fireworks really do not sound like gunfire Anon, so I don't think your rather sadistic wish was granted)
on July 19, 2012 at 2:01 PM Report this
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You know what, it's two weeks after the 4th, even Hanukkah doesn't last that long. It's a weeknight. You're unnecessarily freaking out my dog. Put the fireworks away.
cat & beard on July 20, 2012 at 3:23 PM Report this
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@Cat, something tells me the impulse-control disorder brought on by fetal-alcohol syndrome or a year of meth would argue that these displays of sociopathic self-centeredness are *necessary*, even compulsive. Oh wait.
ParanoidMike on July 21, 2012 at 2:31 PM Report this

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