WE'RE HIRING!

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the author of this I,A should get together with the veneer author and form a group called 'the question marks'.

human in training on July 20, 2012 at 5:05 PM

Sounds about right for a CL post for jobs in PDX!

Azunga Web Design on July 20, 2012 at 5:18 PM

You forgot to mention that candidate must be either a ninja or a rock star, preferably both.

jriley on July 20, 2012 at 5:30 PM

-and a set a hot knockers.

dogtrot on July 20, 2012 at 5:30 PM

SOMEONE IS BUTT-HURT ABOUT THE JOB MARKET? OH NOES!!! CALL THE WAH-MBULANCE!

Graham on July 20, 2012 at 5:53 PM

^Fuck you, dude.

DamosA on July 20, 2012 at 10:59 PM

You forgot:
"...we are actually not likely to hire you, as we already have a candidate in mind."

StJason on July 20, 2012 at 11:18 PM

But they told me I was overqualified...

on July 21, 2012 at 4:54 PM

I already have a job doing this for myself. But I had to lie on my application about the Nobel Prize part.

Tamsen Connor Galloway on July 21, 2012 at 7:39 PM

Pretty much!

crookedfinger on July 23, 2012 at 11:56 AM

Someone give me a job! I didn't work very hard in school and I don't work very hard in general, and my peers are generally more put together and professional than me, and can bottle up their bullshit ironic attitudes for 8 hours 5 days a week, but I cant. But seriously, will you give me a job anyway? Weed is expensive and the rents going up in my shitty neighborhood because people with a modicum of focus on their career are moving in.

I have a degree. I know it's in anthropology but I really think I'm the right fit to be your business analyst, because I need money! Are you gonna hire some suit wearing douchebag?! I have two tatoos relating to eastern religion! TWO! And im not a douchebag! PLEASEEE?!??!

idontcurrr on July 23, 2012 at 4:21 PM