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Who in Portland has a swimming pool? And why?

Also, you sound like a horrible friend. You witness this woman's husband cheating on her & you say nothing? Did you even have the ethical nerve to confront him? Infidelity is excrutiatingly painful But to find out that it's been going on right under your nose for an extended time is the worst. Say something to her, I,A. Spare her the pain of so many more months of lies. Have some compassion!

kalikill on July 31, 2012 at 5:16 PM

Sounds like someone either needs to tell her friend or mind her own beeswax, i say.

DamosA on July 31, 2012 at 5:26 PM

@ Damosa ~ Why should she mind her own business? i've been in both situations & i say Hell, NO! People need to speak up. i said nothing, & a marriage was destroyed because of it. And if someone had spoken the truth to me ( when i was in the wife's position), as painful as it may have been, it would have given me a choice & some power. He is a lying, cheating fucker. Why should others be a part of those lies? Have we all become so self absorbed that no one is willing to stand up & speak the truth?

kalikill on July 31, 2012 at 5:33 PM

Kalikill, I am going to have to call you out for playing the part of insufferable martyr. There is no way a marriage was destroyed due to you staying out of the affairs of a married couple. The cheater destroyed the marriage. Then again, what the fuck do I know? I have never met any of these people.

Barf! on July 31, 2012 at 5:56 PM

@iceprez ~ you are totally right that it was the cheating wife, my friend, who destroyed her own marriage. However, i saw the effect that the change in his wife's behavior was causing on my other friend, her husband. And he did come to me & ask what the hell was going on. If i had spoken up, at that time, there was still a good chance that their marriage could have been saved. But, i said nothing. And the snake was living under their roof.
And their daughter lost a family.

Still, "insufferable martyr"? How do you figure?

kalikill on July 31, 2012 at 6:06 PM

Also, i was good friends with ALL parties involved. And it was the cheating friends that made me quite privy to their affair. Actually coming to me for advice. So, all i am saying is that, even if for their daughters sake, i wish that i had not held my tongue. If nothing else, i could have spared my friend, her husband, alot of grief.

kalikill on July 31, 2012 at 6:08 PM

Try not to take this I,A so seriously guys. If you've seen a certain Wes Anderson movie from 14 years ago, this one was funnier than usual.

Veruca on July 31, 2012 at 7:09 PM

Dammit Veruca, you got there first. Okay.

But seriously guys: you've seen movies, haven't you?

on July 31, 2012 at 7:43 PM

Wait, what? Is this a troll? What movie?
Shite! Trolled again.

kalikill on July 31, 2012 at 7:48 PM

She's my Rushmore, Max.

kay_b on July 31, 2012 at 8:01 PM

TRUCE!

luv2mash on July 31, 2012 at 10:10 PM

b. murray's kids are the best part.

human in training on July 31, 2012 at 10:43 PM

UNLOCK IT!

I love when they're all in the car and Bill Murray just turns around and starts fighting the kind that told him to pull his head out of his ass.

kay_b on July 31, 2012 at 10:58 PM

i have never seen Rushmore in its entirety. Hence, me not getting the troll. Brilliant, i say!

kalikill on August 1, 2012 at 7:33 AM

kalikill - I like your efforts at giving sincere feedback on this one. And you handled the news of it being a troll like a champ.

ROM on August 1, 2012 at 12:04 PM

^ Thanks! :)

kalikill on August 1, 2012 at 1:59 PM

Well, I don't think she was all that sincere. I think she did alright, i guess. I wouldn't say she was a "champ", geez. I'll give her a bronze, but that's about it.

DamosA on August 1, 2012 at 5:42 PM

Damosa ~ Are you itching for a beat down? And yeah, i will say that to your face! ;)

kalikill on August 1, 2012 at 7:09 PM

Sex tension...

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on August 1, 2012 at 7:31 PM

I DARE you!

DamosA on August 1, 2012 at 10:16 PM

^ You're on! What, you think that just because you're a giant i can't take you? Well, you're right.

kalikill on August 1, 2012 at 11:27 PM

You're right, too. I resend my challenge.

DamosA on August 2, 2012 at 1:32 AM

uuuuuuhhhhhh she's calling Damosa a Giant.

Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on August 2, 2012 at 1:37 AM

What business is it of anyone else's what people are doing sexually? The world isn't fucking Jerry Springer. Get the fuck over yourselves.

Paint Huffington on August 2, 2012 at 2:47 PM

painty, painty, painty:

perhaps you should read the entire thread before adding to it, numbnuts.

(in this case, pay particular attention to comment #7)

human in training on August 2, 2012 at 8:25 PM

Goin' to the chapel and I'm....gonna get a haaaaaaaaandy...

stjohnsrules on August 3, 2012 at 11:31 AM

You will never make a better comment than that stjohns.

lol forever.

tcraighenry on August 3, 2012 at 3:05 PM

Why would I want to read your cascades of drivel?

Paint Huffington on August 3, 2012 at 3:11 PM

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