It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

I,A, are you surprised? This town attracts nothing but goddamn nerds and dorks, a group with a passing relationship with soap and water. Oh, and I do not know what it is about the vegan diet but it makes people smell weird. Wash your feet.

It's always the vegans doing this (they probably use some weak ass vegan soap that does nothing but rob these poor fools of their money). From across the street they look completely normal and put together, but within 4 feet you get that skanky cumin body odor smell. I don't know if women are more guilty of this than guys, or maybe I just notice the stinky women more cause I assume if anyone is stinky its a guy, but ladies sometimes smell purely FOUL during these months. I can't understand how anyone had sex back before soap and grooming products. Buncha fuzzy, fishy, dischargin' bushes all funkin up your area. Jesus ....

I know a chick with a cat that pisses all over her room. The smell is something so incredibly foul it has no equal. She is apparently used to it and cannot smell a thing.

I think people who don't bathe regularly get to a point where they are just unable to sense exactly how horribly they stink. These people are invariably smokers as well, so it's a freaky double-dose olfactory assault on those who still have a functioning sense of smell. Throw in a measure of summer heat and it's just beyond horrible.

@#1: I, um, wow.

Never work with the public.

I call bullshit. I know lots of Portlanders, very few of them stink. By the way, did anybody notice that the first comment was somewhat off-topic?

I once bought a Tom's of Maine deodorant because it was on sale and I thought, hey, why not? It's gotta be way better for me and it even said "clinically proven" on the front. Well after three days of use, I was smelling worse than when I hadn't been wearing any type of deodorant at all. I decided 'clinically proven' meant it was clinically proven to be the most useless fucking deodorant on the planet; cucumber mint was also code for "sour cabbage in a dirty sock", so I threw that shit away and went back to my old stuff.

Perhaps some people are continuing to labor under the delusion that it actually works?

Same goes for brushing your teeth! Even if you shower, rotting fast food gutters smell worse than b.o.

@ holybatman:

yeah, tom's is a bit weaker than those monster brands (one of which now owns tom's, i believe) (of course), but they're getting better.....reapplication is key.

plus, it really does feel 'cleaner'.....and i think my pits smell marvelously fresh.

or, maybe i'm just a (stinky) sucker after all, unable to detect my own nastiness because i'm so used to it.

either way.

HIT:

I think that was the problem, was how much I had to reapply and it still wasn't doing anything. Who knows, HIT---you COULD be a stinker, or you could just have a better experience with Tom's. I did, after all, purchase it at a Grocery Outlet, so maybe that had something to do with it. Still, though, I can't ever go back to sour cabbage. Ever.

Best of luck to you and your armpits, man.

thanks, holy cats.

true -- my pit-flora might be more tom's-ishly compatible.....and perhaps our respective sweat-patterns do differ greatly.....not to mention the fact that our perspirationosity-indexes could pretty much be diametrically-opposed to one another, for all we know -- it's a crap-shoot these days, as far as deodorant is concerned, true.

(the lemongrass scent, especially, does alright by me.....and always check the dates on 'grocery outlet' stuff, especially the food stuff.....i love those guys.)

Grocery Outlet is great, but I agree...definitely check the dates. One time, however, it wasn't a matter of checking the date on an item; they had a sale on their multivitamins so I bought a few, of course. Gotta be healthy, amirite? I took it home, forgot about it for a day or two, and then went to take some. It was already open, so I figured my spouse had just opened it, but when I asked, they pretty much said "uh, no, I didn't";
I totally took a B-Vitamin from a bottle which had already been opened at the store.

I'm still alive, so it's okay, but I am definitely one of those assholes who opens the bottles to make sure the safety seal is still intact.

Hitler shouldn't have committed Genocide against the Jews. He should have done it to hipsters. Oh Anti Hipster Hitler, where are you when we need you?

Al you out-of-town shitheads: just move back to whence you came--Cleveland, NYC, L-fucking-A, Beavertoon, St-fucking -Helens--just fucking leave and free up some much needed space, housing and employment for real Portlanders, with real problems, instead of your fucking sensibilities, OK? now, take a fucking shower and move the fuck out, fuckwads.

But I just went to My First Metal Show(tm) and all the guys in the pit smelled so authentic! If I'm every gonna pull down crusty scene vag like those brahs I've gotta throw down hella stench. DEATH TO FALSE ODOR!