Coffee is indeed very difficult to make at home and the process has been described as something akin to wizard-level alchemy. It's probably best you do not attempt it on your own.

buy the pricey one every other day & on the second day slap your own face cause you mocha me crazy

I suspect that if you can stomach AM/PM coffee, then you are perfectly capable of buying drip coffee anywhere in this city and adding tons of cream and maybe some Hershey's syrup. Bam! Mocha...

lol@a mocha. We really are a generation of grown up children. I live directly above a Starbucks and all I see are pear shaped sacks of misery with lanyards and undersized khakis slugging in and out of that place with their Trenta sized "iced coffee" (ie adult milkshake) or "mocha" (ie adult hot cocoa)... Coffee shops have brilliantly paved the way for people to slurp down a liter sized milkshake at 9am by convincing them it's not a milkshake but rather an "iced coffee"... with whip cream and chocolate shavings and who knows what else.

I have no sympathy for your plight. I suggest you worry less about learning to make coffee and invest in some Swiss Miss cocoa packets.. that's the "coffee" you're looking for.

and bring/use your own cup, for fuck's sake -- don't worry: it becomes second-nature in no time and isn't such an inconvenience.

don't be content to be one of these assholes that buys a new, disposable cup every fucking day -- what a waste.

how fucking lazy.

Step one: fill coffee pot with water and pour said water inside.
Step two: Insert filter.
Step three: Fill filter with coffee grounds.
Step four: turn on.


I guess you're right...this IS difficult!

They even sell pre-made mocha crap in little tins. The exact same crap that's in the machine. Just add water!

Sometimes, some shit is just too stupid, it can't be a troll. This is one of those times.

I agree with arenit that what you're really wanting is Hot Chocolate. Espresso beverages (like a mocha) have far less caffeine than an actual cup of coffee, so a small Mocha (which generally gets only one shot of espresso) has barely any. Just get some hot chocolate mix.

Dear I,A: Please die.

It's disturbing that this I,A would actually drink am/pm coffee. *cringe*

When I was working full time at the record store in Seattle in the mid 90's, pulling down nearly two Benjamins per week before taxes, I'd buy drip coffee and bring a packet of hot chocolate from home. People at store laughed at my "Poor Man Mocha", but soon they were all doing it.