Male goats piss all over themselves to impress the ladies.

Just sayin'.

We just had a virtually identical letter posted a few days ago.

Holy deja vu, Batman!

I'm sorry, I forgot to buy soap for a day so I thought it'd be harmless to skip a day. I didn't realize you'd post about it on here twice. Also, leave my friends out of it!

What is this, La Cosa Nostril?

Bears don't bathe. If they are in a river, it's for food. Happenstance, yes. Bathing, no.

Wolverines and skunks aren't particularly worried about it either.

The stank is to warn you that a tall-bike, skinny-jean, retro-sunglasses wearing hipster is in close proximity.

Your nose is warning you to RUN!!!!!!!!!

I like to know by smell who should be the first to be euthanized during the coming revolution. No not homeless people, people with homes and access to clean water who refuse to bathe themselves.

STFU, I, A. i will bathe whenever i want & i will smell however i damn well please. If you can't handle the scent of humanity, go live in the woods, alone.
Same for all the uptight, self- absorbed morons who write in to complain about how they CHOOSE to live in a city, yet can't handle the fact that they are sharing space with people. And their children, their dogs, their eating choices, their bikes, their weight issues, their clothing choices & yes, their stench. If you don't like it, fucking leave! Move to the country. Or SHUT UP.

A couple things some "natural" types may not realize: patrouille oil fucking reeks and although sandalwood soap smells good when you hold the bar to your nose, after bathing with it, it smells oddly similar to body odor- and not just your average pungent body odor but more along the lines of pissy, musky, week-long armpit stench...

If this is you- make some changes please, you are reeking havoc on all of our olfactory senses...

Everybody smells thru ConflictArtists senses. Now that's some advanced shit right there.