You were almost there, you should've swung for the fences with something like "dreadfully devious and dauntingly depraved drumcircle of dreadlocked dumbshits."
You should be encouraging the hippies to use the swimming hole if they stink so much. Hell, leave out a few bars of soap for 'em. Everyone deserves a break. Even Occupy Portland. hahahahahahahahaha
The protesters who smell the shittiest where the ones who placed up all their complaints on-line but where never seen even near a camp. Shiiiiettttt. lol T_T >_<