http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy3rjQGc6lA

Please, for the love of god, don't just write, "...in somewhat professional terms to fuck off." Tell us what you told them! While you're at it, tell us why you said it. Your post makes it sound like there's a really interesting story there, but you aren't telling it. That makes me sad. (Well, the fact that I just took the time to write this comment also makes me sad, so I guess the bar is pretty low, but you get the idea.)

Boring. I'd hate my life too if I was an office drone.

"I'm heading out. Have a nice weekend."

Your co-worker is probably fucking off this weekend, jet skiing up and down the Willamette.