This is why I'm an ass man, it's easier to ogle safely.

One could invoke rapper Paul Barman: "Peel off your tube top so I can feel your boobs flop on my lubed cock"

(even less related, but let's not forget his brag "My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist")

I also take issue with people who stare at the cock hanging out of the front of my pants. It's just rude and degrading.

haha "Butter Face" ... everything but-her face looks good

disastronaut: yeah, kids should be raised not to ogle the crossing guards that way.

Oh God -- this thread! LOVE!!

Hahahaha, here are my massive titties hanging out with no bra. NO ONE BETTER LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!