Wow. I think, in the moment, you did what was best for you - but enough time has past. If you like this person and want a second date, (or a re-do on the first), tell them the truth. Every body poops.
When my parents met they were both still in the Army, stationed in SC. My mom told me that on their second date they decided to go for a picnic out in the country side. On the way, my mother asked my dad to pull over so she could use the restroom, they were out in the forest somewhere, far away from a proper bathroom. She was wearing overalls, and...she ended up peeing on them accidently. She peed on them enough that there was basically no way she could hide it and had to borrow clothing from my dad. Their relationship lasted for about ten years, and resulted in two children.
So, cheer up, it might not be over with this fellow. He could still be your future ex-husband.
I barfed on my wife during an early date (due to illness). I think you just have a shit fetish or something, since you feel the need to tell others about it. Also:
"like a woman caught in the middle of a mistimed period"
This is a great IA and there isn't much you can do about it except write an IA. If I shit my pants on a first date, there is no way i would say anything about it... and neither would any of you fuckers!
I don't think I have ever gone to the bathroom to fart. I fart when and where I feel. You always have a sense of how olfaction will percieve the stench and sometimes it contains only a minor ass aroma. Let em fly. Sometimes, however, it can be completely horrible at which time I will moderate how much and how fast I let em out as to not saturate the environment with my fermented brocolli and poutine stench. Shitting is another ball game. I almost always shit in the bathroom.
Why did you play with shart fire on the first date? That is a professionals game in any case, but hey shitty balls to you for those sweet moves, even if it did 'pan' out
"I got sick" is all she (or we) needed to know. But thanks anyway, and thanks also to the Merc staff for posting this at lunchtime.
When my parents met they were both still in the Army, stationed in SC. My mom told me that on their second date they decided to go for a picnic out in the country side. On the way, my mother asked my dad to pull over so she could use the restroom, they were out in the forest somewhere, far away from a proper bathroom. She was wearing overalls, and...she ended up peeing on them accidently. She peed on them enough that there was basically no way she could hide it and had to borrow clothing from my dad. Their relationship lasted for about ten years, and resulted in two children.
So, cheer up, it might not be over with this fellow. He could still be your future ex-husband.
Really? You don't remember lunch?
I barfed on my wife during an early date (due to illness). I think you just have a shit fetish or something, since you feel the need to tell others about it. Also:
"like a woman caught in the middle of a mistimed period"
I don't think you have any business dating women.
EDIT: "5 mins to EDIT or DELETE". That's new, and much appreciated.
EDIT: ?
And yes, yes it can. Now I can be a loser much more efficiently! Thank you, science!
http://soundcloud.com/british-teeth/diarrhea-on-the-max
You might prevent a lot of future nightmare date scenarios if you'd be willing to do that.
Or, if nothing else, shut down a really dangerous taco truck.
no loss to her.