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I think review sites are kinda useless because it seems like the only people who ever review anything are those who either totally love or completely hate whatever's under discussion. This leads to the initial impression being skewed, plus there are indeed assholes who are paid to say wildly positive or wildly negative things on the internet so...why fucking bother?

That said, you bitching about it on the internet does you no favors. Ya' gotta move on.

on October 5, 2012 at 3:20 PM

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"...it's in a business where people generally think we're scam artists" and someone thought you were scamming them. If only you could've foreseen this in your business plan! Perhaps calling your reviewer a fucking asshole will make him or her feel more empathy for you.

Todd Mecklem on October 5, 2012 at 3:23 PM

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Does this have anything to do with vinyl siding or reiki, by the way? OR BOTH?

Todd Mecklem on October 5, 2012 at 3:32 PM

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I think what this means is stjohnsrules is forced to board up his beloved glory holes???

on October 5, 2012 at 3:33 PM

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I'm guessing palm reader, dream interpreter, spiritual medium, psychic or marriage counselor.

eprophet on October 5, 2012 at 4:03 PM

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If you go to a psychic or palm reader, you do not get to complain about being scammed, even if you are scammed.

Blabby on October 5, 2012 at 4:08 PM

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"But I assure you my advice comes from a gift."

If you are making enough money to cover your bar tab by scamming - oh sorry - "advising" people with your gift-like abilities you are doing just fine. Don't be greedy. There are only so many people in this town to take advantage of in this unique way, I suggest you be happy that ANYONE is interested in what you are offering.

disastronaut on October 5, 2012 at 4:41 PM

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Fortune telling is something I thought about doing the last time I was unemployed, along with pimping and becoming a cult leader. Or starting a pyramid scheme. Or selling reverse mortgages. Or drugs.

I want to find out who anonymous is, just so I can give them more bad reviews. Because they are a bad person and deserve to be punished. I hope they suffer.

Although their customers are also idiots who, in some sense, deserve it too...

jamdox on October 5, 2012 at 6:07 PM

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Wonder is this is Anon?
http://www.yelp.com/biz/accurate-psychic-portland-2

disastronaut on October 5, 2012 at 6:48 PM

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I was really hoping this was about a website specializing in fuck reviews...

on October 5, 2012 at 6:59 PM

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Can a mod or admin please delete my previous post? Knowing exactly who Anon is now has taken all the fun out of it.

disastronaut on October 5, 2012 at 7:01 PM

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Ha haw! TCH is pulling a pied piper !!! Back to yer old tricks and I fuckin LOVE it !

Geo Liquor on October 5, 2012 at 7:53 PM

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What are glory holes?

stjohnsrules on October 5, 2012 at 8:38 PM

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I'll give you another bad review right now: If you claim to be able to predict the future with certainty, you are a fraud. That is true whether you are a psychic, a palm reader, or stock analyst. And make no mistake, there is no way to be an accidental fraud, your fraudulence is knowing and deliberate. Your advice does not come from a "gift," it comes from a desire to separate fools from their money.

Torgo on October 5, 2012 at 9:05 PM

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@stjohnsrules: They're magical places where you put your mouth and some friendly person does what the GOP plans to do to all of us beginning in January.

Todd Mecklem on October 5, 2012 at 11:21 PM

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Sounds like you're an expert on glory holes, Todd. Maybe you could teach some classes. Looks like you have other glory hole enthusiasts here as well.

Good luck.

I can't believe you fell for that.....hahahahaha

stjohnsrules on October 6, 2012 at 7:19 AM

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I see what you mean, Disastronaut. And then there's the matter of recognizing the profile image of the bad reviewer...could it be that this I,A was submitted in order to get us all to read that bad review? So reverse psychology used to expose a psychic! I love the smell of intrigue in the morning.

eprophet on October 6, 2012 at 8:06 AM

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Sorry Geo, you beat me to it and it's taken me this long to figure that out. I hate the smell of humiliation in the morning.

eprophet on October 6, 2012 at 8:14 AM

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@stjohnsrules: Don't knock 'em. Where else can you get something for free these days?

Todd Mecklem on October 6, 2012 at 10:18 AM

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You're alright, Todd. No matter what these fuckers say about you.

stjohnsrules on October 6, 2012 at 4:39 PM

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Um, you're the one we talk shit about, john.

And holy fuck, this IS TCH. I just simultaneously gained and lost respect for that bitch...

jamdox on October 7, 2012 at 2:41 PM

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You act like you're a part of a hate group, iamdox. Funny how that happens. Now all you need is a little mustache and an army.

stjohnsrules on October 7, 2012 at 6:38 PM

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¿Que?

jamdox on October 7, 2012 at 11:38 PM

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I fucked your wife!

Paint Huffington on October 9, 2012 at 4:09 PM

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