Anonymous Oct 17, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Girl You So Shady

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I'm still wearing sunglasses on cloudy days cause my eyes are light sensitive. Sorry, didn't realize it was so offensive to complete strangers for whom I have zero fucks to give.
on October 17, 2012 at 12:50 PM Report this
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Or maybe she was hung over.
HayleyFreakinRules on October 17, 2012 at 1:38 PM Report this
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Maybe she has some kind of infection a lá Cyclops.
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on October 17, 2012 at 2:24 PM Report this
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Whats your problem? I wear my sunglasses at night!
regards
Corey Hart
on October 17, 2012 at 2:25 PM Report this
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You've got the drippy wandering dick, no need to keep your pants zipped, asshole.
Todd Mecklem on October 17, 2012 at 3:19 PM Report this
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Ryan Gosling, is that you?
rottentangerine on October 17, 2012 at 4:48 PM Report this
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It's always comedy gold when an I,A is in any way regarding sunglasses.
on October 17, 2012 at 5:03 PM Report this
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lol i did that today in the se early evening. i wore sunglasses cause I was pretty stoned. Thanks for taking such a creepy interest.
on October 17, 2012 at 10:14 PM Report this
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Seriously, what's with the random fat hate again?
Also, you sound like a douchenozzle. She probably was sick of being oggled by the likes of you.
TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on October 17, 2012 at 11:45 PM Report this
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Someday you will realize a person's attire is irrelevant
stevecharleswolf on October 17, 2012 at 11:54 PM Report this
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Once again, another ASSHOLE LOSER who's all bent out of shape worrying about someone else's business.
DamosA on October 18, 2012 at 12:03 AM Report this
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⬆ oh the irony......
Geo Liquor on October 18, 2012 at 8:16 AM Report this
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What's the deal with all those pricks waving white canes
Chunty McHutchence on October 19, 2012 at 7:32 PM Report this
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Could be because her optometrist said getting Transitions Lenses would help prevent cataracts. And he didn't mention that even the most overcast of late afternoons was still enough UV radiation to cause them to darken. I'm kind of glad I lost them while hiking one day, although it'll cost about $150 to buy a new (non-transitioning!) pair :(
on October 21, 2012 at 7:03 PM Report this
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Yep, I have sensitive eyes & sometimes wear dark shades when you wouldn't. Next.
on October 25, 2012 at 5:03 PM Report this

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