How do you know people have finished shitting and are on their smartphones unless you're peeking through the cracks? Let me guess, you're one of those weirdos who walks in, quickly washes their hands then walks out anytime you can't have the full bathroom to yourself? You sound like the mall-cop of your company's bathroom. Enjoy your life of constipated aggression, weirdo!
fuck that -- any 'me time' i need i'll get while NOT sitting on a disgusting, tainted, public shit-throne with my pants rubbing against the pubic hairs and urine trails that line the bowl all the way to the ground, thank you very much.
maybe i'm just weird, but i tend not to enjoy hanging out in places where piss and shit are present.
also, just in case the accused *are* actually shitting (or trying to) that whole time: man, if it takes you longer than one or two minutes to drop a load and wipe off, something's wrong -- for starters, try getting some fiber from sources other than the bleached-white buns of your mcdonald's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Nice to hear that you enjoy waiting in bathrooms for others to finish.
maybe i'm just weird, but i tend not to enjoy hanging out in places where piss and shit are present.
also, just in case the accused *are* actually shitting (or trying to) that whole time: man, if it takes you longer than one or two minutes to drop a load and wipe off, something's wrong -- for starters, try getting some fiber from sources other than the bleached-white buns of your mcdonald's breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
RACISM!
Coming from a homophobe, that's pretty funny.
More of that famous passive-aggro Portland racism.