Anonymous Oct 27, 2012 at 11:28 am

To You Fantasy Football Haters

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"Fantasy Football" had always sounded so homoerotic to me. Turns out it's rather dull
Chunty McHutchence on October 27, 2012 at 12:43 PM Report this
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You know what's weird? The League. Man do I ever not care about football, fantasy or otherwise, but that show is admittedly pretty hilarious...
on October 27, 2012 at 1:13 PM Report this
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What a coincidence, I'm taking some time off for a "bi week." (Call me, Chunty!)
Todd Mecklem on October 27, 2012 at 1:50 PM Report this
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What are you babbling about? Thing that none of the rest of us care about? Be okay with that!

(I'm just not sure how I could phrase that simply enough that the author could understand it.)
on October 27, 2012 at 6:00 PM Report this
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We don't care if you don't care we don't play. You call that a rant? Who the fuck is Ray Rice?
on October 27, 2012 at 8:04 PM Report this
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Football nerds!
DamosA on October 28, 2012 at 5:04 PM Report this
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Fantasy football is Dungeons & Dragons for adults.
BokChoy on October 29, 2012 at 8:11 AM Report this
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fantasy football is junk food for the soul, just like most television and film is.

a big bag of mental doritos.
human in training on October 29, 2012 at 11:11 AM Report this
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I suggest brown rice. More nutritious.
Chris on October 29, 2012 at 11:21 AM Report this
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BokChoy, I play fantasy football and I totally agree.
clashfan on October 29, 2012 at 12:31 PM Report this
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My interest in "fantasy football" evaporated the second I realized it didn't involve mythical creatures or kinky hook-ups.
disastronaut on October 29, 2012 at 12:44 PM Report this
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It didn't? and what is am playing now???
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on October 29, 2012 at 3:05 PM Report this
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So, you don't care if other people play your game. Okay. Then what do you care about enough that you wanted to write this?
Torgo on October 30, 2012 at 12:10 AM Report this
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Playing fantasy football does not make you a loser. Winning your pool does though. It pretty much makes it known that it was the focal point of your life, which is pretty sad
on October 31, 2012 at 12:57 PM Report this

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