Anonymous Nov 8, 2012 at 8:39 pm

Sticky Buns

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Perhaps it is not so much your diet and beer drinking, but an actual medical issue. There is a thing called "lazy bladder", so it probably isn't much of a stretch to assume that "lazy anus" is a thing as well.
kay_b on November 9, 2012 at 9:59 AM Report this
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This makes my stomach queasy. Best i,a of 2012 possibly
arenit on November 9, 2012 at 10:00 AM Report this
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Kay B is right, often it is linked to spinal issues (ie nerve impingement) so look into it. Unless you want to caca yer trousers for life. Probably not I assume
on November 9, 2012 at 10:13 AM Report this
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Just start buying tampons and shoving them up there?
Todd Mecklem on November 9, 2012 at 10:20 AM Report this
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yeah, maybe *you* can't smell it.

and, even if you like the way it feels, i think you owe it to yourself and your species to wipe your ass, man -- don't just leave it there -- have some self-respect -- it's fucking SHIT, man.
human in training on November 9, 2012 at 10:45 AM Report this
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I think you are lying about having no skid marks.

Also: is it too early to cite Godwin's Law if the poster mentioned Hitler for no discernible reason?
on November 9, 2012 at 11:22 AM Report this
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Nothin' like a little Sharddonay in the early afternoon
on November 9, 2012 at 12:03 PM Report this
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White Republican problems.
Chris on November 9, 2012 at 3:28 PM Report this
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Solution: Manpon. Wad up a ball of TP. Jam it up there and walk in place for a bit. It'll soak up all those seasonings.
buddy on November 9, 2012 at 4:12 PM Report this
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Maybe you can ask the guy in the previous post to come over and stick his fingers up YOUR asshole.
eprophet on November 9, 2012 at 9:43 PM Report this
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Best. Comment. Thread. Ever. Also, I laughed 'til I cried when I read Kay B's "lazy anus" comment!
Doogie on November 9, 2012 at 10:13 PM Report this
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Reading this I,A this morning did not help my hangover.
Ugh.
Captain Amerigo on November 10, 2012 at 10:11 AM Report this
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Wonderful - another adult baby who doesn't have the will to control himself. Lovely.
DamosA on November 10, 2012 at 4:13 PM Report this

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