Perhaps it is not so much your diet and beer drinking, but an actual medical issue. There is a thing called "lazy bladder", so it probably isn't much of a stretch to assume that "lazy anus" is a thing as well.
Kay B is right, often it is linked to spinal issues (ie nerve impingement) so look into it. Unless you want to caca yer trousers for life. Probably not I assume
and, even if you like the way it feels, i think you owe it to yourself and your species to wipe your ass, man -- don't just leave it there -- have some self-respect -- it's fucking SHIT, man.
and, even if you like the way it feels, i think you owe it to yourself and your species to wipe your ass, man -- don't just leave it there -- have some self-respect -- it's fucking SHIT, man.
Also: is it too early to cite Godwin's Law if the poster mentioned Hitler for no discernible reason?
Ugh.