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it's the only considerate, dignified, ethical way to commit incest -- you two should hold your heads up high and be proud of your incest-baby and all of its likely deformities.
and, not to worry: i hear that the rnc is considering putting forth a bill that grants toilet-incest-babies the same rights that legitimate-rape-babies now enjoy.
and, man: props to your sperm, bro. seriously.
Tough break.
Kids today...
really? if that's true, they should write a post about it on blogtown, showcasing some of the highlights of his career, and some stats about the number of words he used, etc.
but, really? they kicked him out? i'll kind of miss him. harsh. the rest of you guys are boring in comparison.
If anyone misses SJR, I can always try to do an impression, *cough cough* *ahem*:
"You stupid liberal, I am virile and manly! Your penis is small! Fear my large penis! Liberal! I frequently have sex! Hahaha!"
Pretty good, yes? *golf clap* Thank you, thank you.
I'd like the thank all the little people, especially Al Gore and his intraweb.
However, I seriously doubt that sitting on a toilet seat is enough to get a lady pregnant. Toilet seat to cervix is an incredibly long travel, and it's not realistic to believe that the sperm can make that trip on it's own.
So either way, I'm sure the OP is safe.
...but maybe on a page that has less crawling slime mold splooge on it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IBZocFkXGY