Anonymous Dec 2, 2012 at 9:08 pm

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1
Awh fucking gross! Sorry bro.
2
i didnt know they made a new one.
3
Relying on Comcast for your Pat Morita fix, is that wise?
4
I'm pretty sure if you hit the 'info' button, then it does tell you things like that. Is this a problem for you because basically somebody hasn't figured out how to use mom's teevee yet?
5
The original is pretty crap. Manipulative "feel-good" nonsense where the weak underdog triumphs over the "bad guys" no matter how impossible the odds, because that's what people pay the most money to see. In that final scene, the bad kid would have easily wounded the Kid's other leg, but instead the Kid fells his opponent with pretty much a single move, and audiences shower the filmmakers with heaps of money. The Kid could have spent ten years scubbing decks, waxing cars, and balancing in a tai chi pose and it wouldn't have made that final scene one iota more believable. Oh, SPOILER ALERT.
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There's a Red Dawn in theaters right now that contains 0% Patrick Swayze and no Russian bad guys.

Just a heads up.
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Ahhh, another reason to hate Comcast.
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Delineate...this reminds me of a "kIds in the Hall" sketch!

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