I believe this is what is known as a "nopology."

I think there's a bit of a misunderstanding here I,A, why don't you relax a little and explain to us your problem?

So now we have to read an apology for every dodgy traffic interaction that takes place in the city?

Moratorium! Moratorium, I say!

Gee, I'm really sorry I am an asshole, but your headlight is weak? No, your justifications and excuses are weak.
You didn't know it would put someone at risk if you pointed your vehicle at them and crossed into their lane? Guess what, Einstein, if you run over some they get hurt. Think about that the next time you get behind the wheel of your weapon.
Don't apologize for the other assholes out there, just stop being one.

Hmm, an insincere apology just to make yourself feel good? Yep, I'd submit that anonymously too.