Anonymous Dec 13, 2012 at 1:26 am

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1
I get it IA. The Mrs and I were eyeballing the window menu at an upscale Pearl joint, when a patron walked out and asked me to "fetch his car pronto". He was still a douche when I explained to him I wasn't a valet. Hindsight being 20/20, I shoulda taken that bitch for a test drive.
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Despite the resplendence of my current accommodations at the palatial Jamdox Estate, I have in the past lived in humble apartments, and have always been surprised at the number of assholes with Benzes and Mercedes that lived there. Oh, there would be the occasional retiree with the holdover wheels, but it was mostly compulsively-fronting douchebags.

So kudos to Anonymous. Took me a minute to figure out what "flossing"meant in this context, but I'm glad he's creative. Of course, as I've mentioned before, you really have to get some plaque on the floss for it to function as a vector. Otherwise it's just a very weird form of masturbation. Good luck!
3
I may be dead on the inside, but I'm rumbuttery and delicious on the outside.
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agree with Jarhead, even with a humble 5 figure car. I wonder what the other side of the story is. Usually takes 2 for something to go this bad. Not always, but usually.
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Man, sounds to me like he was picking up on attitude from you and responded.
Your writing sorta confirms it.

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