Anonymous Dec 15, 2012 at 10:32 am

Woman Up

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If you think that's bad, you really ought to check out the facebutt page for Richard C Hoagland.

https://www.facebook.com/RichardC.Hoagland
Single Bullet on December 15, 2012 at 2:51 PM Report this
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Oops. Wrong thread. This page keeps jumping around.
Single Bullet on December 15, 2012 at 2:55 PM Report this
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Okay, since I'm here, if you're going to look a gift horse in the mouth, then you can always supplement with phone sex.
Single Bullet on December 15, 2012 at 2:57 PM Report this
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so what your saying is 'I want to feel your special place, next to my special place' with a picture of me holding a teddy bear, isn't good sexting? Lol
Stephonknee Wells Kunz on December 15, 2012 at 3:37 PM Report this
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So the woman is a "10" in all aspects except the words used to describe the sex, and that was enough to prevent you from getting "excited." Sounds like she'll have no problem hooking up with someone who doesn't have that kind of problem. Congrats on having a "cock" and being so different from "emo/femme guys" but you seem really insecure about it all.
geyser on December 15, 2012 at 4:20 PM Report this
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Big Deal.
frankieb on December 15, 2012 at 5:10 PM Report this
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Anyway, "excited for you"? As in, sexually attracted to? What are you, 13 years old? The word is "horny," hypocrite.
geyser on December 15, 2012 at 5:41 PM Report this
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geyser: you returned after an hour and twenty min with a follow-up comment? This letter must hit close to home.
arenit on December 15, 2012 at 6:24 PM Report this
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Date different women, problem. Also, don't be shallow. 10? seriously? Idiot
on December 15, 2012 at 7:52 PM Report this
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Hey it happens to all men at one point or another. Unfortunately, there are too many dumb good looking women. There are also too many men that just don't give a shit...let's raise the bar some huh?
ConflictArtist on December 15, 2012 at 9:17 PM Report this
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You could always teach her some new words while your naughty bits are doing the hokey pokey with her special parts. FSL (fuck-talk as a second language) can be a very rewarding specialty.
Todd Mecklem on December 16, 2012 at 12:17 AM Report this
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Dude, you're getting some. What are you bitching about?
DamosA on December 16, 2012 at 1:45 AM Report this
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I love baby talk.
That_One_Guy on December 16, 2012 at 7:15 AM Report this
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You have a rooster, she has a cat, check.
xauen on December 16, 2012 at 8:25 AM Report this
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She's got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key.
AlaskanNow on December 16, 2012 at 2:08 PM Report this
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*sigh* This is how an ADULT talks about sex:

"Human male! I wish to copulate! Should you find me acceptably compatible, it would be most agreeable if you were to insert your sex organ into my sex organ."

Or wait.... maybe that was how the Borg talk about sex. I get the two confused.
ForWhomTheBellTrolls on December 16, 2012 at 2:17 PM Report this
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Can't be any worse than a chick wanting to call you "daddy" when you are slapping their ass or pounding their dirty bits. Not everyone is into engaging in that particular brand of incest fantasy kink.
disastronaut on December 16, 2012 at 3:46 PM Report this
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When I hear "Special Parts", I think it's a new brand of wet cat food.
AlaskanNow on December 17, 2012 at 1:31 AM Report this
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She's got a radon muffler, you've got a stroganoff complex
Spoolo on December 17, 2012 at 12:02 PM Report this
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@ arenit: Sez the guy who comments at least once on almost every single submission. I guess whatever any moron blathers about on this blog must "hit close to home" for you. Especially the ones that trigger your issues with women, I've noticed.
geyser on December 17, 2012 at 12:38 PM Report this
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"Spank the Rabbit"
Leaky 2.0 oz The Avatar Slayer on December 17, 2012 at 4:41 PM Report this
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Lay off the "emo/femme" guys in town anon, they are rather sensitive, and I suspect turn up in the comments section frequently. Also, you're a dick
on December 18, 2012 at 10:30 AM Report this

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