Anonymous Dec 16, 2012 at 2:27 am

A Mistress

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Well, you certainly came to the right place to get some helpful advice.
on December 16, 2012 at 10:51 AM Report this
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I, Anonymous: The Moronic Humblebrag Blog.
eprophet on December 16, 2012 at 11:01 AM Report this
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Yes, you are a self absorbed asshole. Next?
on December 16, 2012 at 12:23 PM Report this
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Dump the woman, fuck the elephant.
Todd Mecklem on December 16, 2012 at 12:42 PM Report this
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Already got the "just a dick" covered with silicone appliances, thanks. Seriously? clear it with your girlfriend and then advertise accordingly. Be very clear that you aren't available for anything serious and be prepared for trainwrecks anyway. Or crickets.
xauen on December 16, 2012 at 2:30 PM Report this
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Yep!!
Stephonknee Wells Kunz on December 16, 2012 at 2:45 PM Report this

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