5 failed attempts at suicide means that you don't really want to die. It's a cry for help and it sounds like someone listened. What you're doing on I, Anonymous is beyond me and it raises that suspicion that this is fake.
You really suck at killing yourself. That being said, why don't you send your family eCards from the computer that you posted this IA from?? They're free and hilarious. It'd cheer everyone up. Have some banana nutters to snack on while you are sending everyone kind wishes. :D
Obligatory, inappropriate and materialistic holiday gifts are the most ridiculous and disgusting things. Assume your PRESENCE is your (the ultimate) PRESENT. Please don't take your life. Find out who's hosting for the holidays and call them up, go there and help. Be the first to show up and the last to leave. Be the PCH, "Pseudo Co-Host."
Remember: half of life is showing up.
You are not alone.I feel your pain and also sometimes wish for this silly life to end. Be strong like a tree, grow roots and be a part of the world. Know your spring will come. The answer is to love, and be loved.
Please wait...
and remember to be decent to everyone all of the time.
And work in the peanut butter and bananas.
P.s., on the slim chance this might be you, Josh, i apologize in advance.
So I guess that means... starting on meds, or finding God, or something?
Honestly, attempting suicide then calling yourself an ass for it... sounds like you're not getting the whole "illness" part of "mental illness".
He might as well kill himself.
My holiday wish is for you to gdiaf.
Please do so ASAP.
happy holidays. good luck.
Remember: half of life is showing up.
You are not alone.I feel your pain and also sometimes wish for this silly life to end. Be strong like a tree, grow roots and be a part of the world. Know your spring will come. The answer is to love, and be loved.