On the bright side, you didn't have to call AAA to get into your car, or a locksmith to replace your car keys. You leave your stuff at ANY bar (you expect too much from Hawthorne) You're shit is going to be stolen! At least you got a note, real or not real. The fact that you didn’t see them write the note, while taking your belongings, means you just left your shit lying around.

Whose fault is it really?

ew a 12 year old cap? that shit had to STIZZANK. poor thief ;/

She was just trying to get your attention and making sure that you had a reason to make an effort. Then, she sobered up and changed her phone.

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wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...

suck it, crybaby. at least they left your keys.

you needed a new hat, anyway... consider it a favor.

"He pinched my old hat and my peacoat right quick; I knew in a moment it must be St. Dick."

Relatively few men replace their clothing every several years. If you take care of something, and it was made well, it should last 12 years or more. Arenit, if your clothes are all stunk up after that long, I think there may be something you're not doing right.

Aw man, I wouldn't have taken the cap had I known that you got it BEFORE it was cool!