FIFTY SHADES of Waiting Forever - I, Anonymous Blog - Portland Mercury | Comments

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1

for the sake of literature, please gouge your eyes out.

greige on December 29, 2012 at 9:49 PM

2

Nothing more frustrating than waiting for a library book to be returned. But if you're waiting for a soft porn equivalent of a video to be dropped off at the library on time, you should just go to the nearest book shop and purchase fifty shades of grey.

Handsome McHaberdasher on December 30, 2012 at 1:21 AM

3

Wow, a valid I,A.

Valid, and pathetic.

jamdox on December 30, 2012 at 3:45 AM

4

Oh my fucking god, i must be the only person on Earth who has NOT fallen under the spell of this grossly overrated paperback! jesus, people!

DamosA on December 30, 2012 at 9:28 AM

5

While I have no interest in the book in question, I find this to be a very amusing rant. More of this, please!

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on December 30, 2012 at 1:01 PM

6

Watch porn on your computer. It's free, there are no wait times AND it's less vapid than the book you are waiting for.

BokChoy on December 30, 2012 at 4:52 PM

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