For instance, I'm a woman but my metaphorical dick is HUGE.
Seriously though, geeks (the non-fashion kind) are some of the most sexist assholes around. Being socially awkward is NOT an excuse to be a total fucking perv.
"Get over the fact that half my body projects somewhere..."
that's a great line. but, don't forget, us boys project somewhere, too. sometimes. and more or less, depending on the view and the temperature. (and the amount of alcohol imbibed in the recent past.)
That sad, sad, little man probably did not mean to make your skillful or graceful escape impossible from the elevator at 4 in the morning. It's just, projected Body parts on a nerd girl can be over overwhelmingly fascinating sometimes.
You've officially ruin any free software upgrades he was willing to give you. (why is office sex so hard to get nowadays?)
A lot of friends I know watch you, but I tried a couple episodes and really don't see the appeal. Do you get better, or are you really just a bunch of forced edginess like Ricky Gervais?
Heh, Munch. Most nerd girls can get all the free softwares we want without the added office perv. I find it sad that you assume this writer would have need for your measly software upgrades.
Hey, you can take "your" out of your sentence! I didn't fucking corner the writer in the elevator! All I'm saying is that when a hot nerd girl is present, it’s hard not to get a nerd boner when her projection is clearly visible!
Men do NOT know how to act around women, that’s been known for centuries. You add a nerd to that equation, you’re lucky he didn’t eject his hard drive right there in the elevator. Maybe the writer could have been a little nicer with her rejection, is all.
Those without their fingers on the nerd pulse of america may be shocked to hear: I believe the writer was referring to this: http://mg.co.za/article/2011-09-02-dawkins-watson-and-the-elevator-ride/
This is "I Anonymous" NOT "I found an old ass article from Sept 2011, I'm going to randomly write about, which nobody will fucking get or relate too, because nobody was there, or remembers reading the article from Sept 2011" You just made this post lame!
Whenever I'm cornered, be it in an elevator or anywhere else, I immediately develop severe priapism, like a porcupine brandishing its quills, in preparation for enacting my principal defense mechanism, equal parts fight and flight: escape fucking, technically known as coitus fugiens.
This is just one of the reasons why I'm so happy to be married. Ever since then, I've been able to treat women I don't know exactly the way that I treated men I don't know: Ignore them. It's the most liberating thing that has ever happened to me.
You'll be a woman soon. We all hope. Until then, post your pent up man-hate to Reddit. Thx.
For instance, I'm a woman but my metaphorical dick is HUGE.
Seriously though, geeks (the non-fashion kind) are some of the most sexist assholes around. Being socially awkward is NOT an excuse to be a total fucking perv.
Having now read your response to the PTSD complaint, I'm thinking your comments are really about YOUR issues with women.
Let me guess, you're one of those "nice guys", right?
that's a great line. but, don't forget, us boys project somewhere, too. sometimes. and more or less, depending on the view and the temperature. (and the amount of alcohol imbibed in the recent past.)
I respond to comments on most I,A submissions. The comments are where it's at. I have almost 0 interest in the actual posts.
You've officially ruin any free software upgrades he was willing to give you. (why is office sex so hard to get nowadays?)
A lot of friends I know watch you, but I tried a couple episodes and really don't see the appeal. Do you get better, or are you really just a bunch of forced edginess like Ricky Gervais?
Men do NOT know how to act around women, that’s been known for centuries. You add a nerd to that equation, you’re lucky he didn’t eject his hard drive right there in the elevator. Maybe the writer could have been a little nicer with her rejection, is all.
Whenever I'm cornered, be it in an elevator or anywhere else, I immediately develop severe priapism, like a porcupine brandishing its quills, in preparation for enacting my principal defense mechanism, equal parts fight and flight: escape fucking, technically known as coitus fugiens.
You have been warned.
Have you considered simply finding a new job? It's not hard to do in the IT world, especially with all the experience and knowledge you claim.
Introverted men become desperate for a woman's attention. Wear a fake wedding ring and the nerds will leave you alone.