This is why we can't have nice flings.

Yes! Finally a post worth reading! Totally don't care if it's real.

"I invited some stranger from the internet to masturbate with me in a hotel room and he turned out to be a weirdo! Can you believe that?"

First decent submission of 2013

This. Is. Awesome!! WIN!

Worthy of Portlandia and you can do an isolated blur of the action just to keep it G-rated.

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"i thought you'd supply the sweatsock."
"i usually use a scented lube."
"i saw you staring at my cock."
"you said i should dress formal."
"bugles and bud lite?!? are you kidding me?"
"i went to high-five, you left me hanging."
"no gift bag?"
"i admire your technique."
"gay zombie porn was a weird choice."
"i thought we were going to recap stroke by stroke."
"opening the door and gesturing me out before i finished was a little rude."
"all i wanted was a bite of your pizza."
"sitting on the bedspread was gross. those things are filthy"
"i always limber up first."
"your completion seemed more glorious than mine."
"i think you used our one hour jerk session to judge me"
"you make me feel like a broken-hearted teenage girl."
"we should do it again some time :D "

@Blabby: I appreciate this post b/c this is what I, Anonymous was meant for. Some dude has a random sexual encounter w/ another random dude. And they'll never see each other again. So how is one said random dude supposed to communicate his annoyance with other said random dude? By posting it here! And letting us all in on their dirty little secret. I like it. Tow thumbs up ... the ass ... or whatever.

Blabby, sorry for the cliche', but you had me literally LOL.