Anonie, I bet your friends told you this was really clever. You shouldn't have listened to them: they're your friends, and are unlikely to tell you something that you don't want to hear.
Bitching about hipsters is a total fucking waste of time. Trend-followers, regardless of type, will be with us always. That's all.
Yeah, do away with the hipsters. Also the bohemians, beatniks, delinquents, thugs, counterculturalists, and other vague categories onto which I can easily project my insecurities about who I am.
First they came for the hipsters, but I said nothing, thought it was some kind of flashmob, special on jackboots over at Louie's, loaded into food carts, one-way ticket to Estacada, Pusser's rum looted from burning liquor stores, shank you, what was the question again?
I said this 4 years ago Anon. and it's only gotten worse! So good luck with that. I secretly welcome these dorks because quite frankly nothing makes one feel better than standing next to one of these emo nerds. What was the question again?
*YAWWWWWWWWN*
me thinks you doth protest too much.
Bitching about hipsters is a total fucking waste of time. Trend-followers, regardless of type, will be with us always. That's all.
1/4 way through: "Lots of cocks on I,A these days..."
3/4 way through: "WTF am I reading?"
And... didn't finish. Jesus, anonymous can't even bitch about hipsters properly anymore. This is seriously fucked.
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES, WE'VE GOT SOME REAL NEWS HERE!
yes.
recorded on a 4 track, then released on cassette in an edition of 25.