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What's a hipster?
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tl;dr

*YAWWWWWWWWN*
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and why exactly are you reading the Mercury?

me thinks you doth protest too much.
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Anonie, I bet your friends told you this was really clever. You shouldn't have listened to them: they're your friends, and are unlikely to tell you something that you don't want to hear.

Bitching about hipsters is a total fucking waste of time. Trend-followers, regardless of type, will be with us always. That's all.
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Yeah, do away with the hipsters. Also the bohemians, beatniks, delinquents, thugs, counterculturalists, and other vague categories onto which I can easily project my insecurities about who I am.
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First they came for the hipsters, but I said nothing, thought it was some kind of flashmob, special on jackboots over at Louie's, loaded into food carts, one-way ticket to Estacada, Pusser's rum looted from burning liquor stores, shank you, what was the question again?
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We're posting on the mercury, we're all hipsters. The pope is a hipster.
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Beginning of post: "I could have written this..."

1/4 way through: "Lots of cocks on I,A these days..."

3/4 way through: "WTF am I reading?"

And... didn't finish. Jesus, anonymous can't even bitch about hipsters properly anymore. This is seriously fucked.
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should i be impressed by shooting fish in a barrel?
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Someone in Portland is complaining about hipsters?

STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES, WE'VE GOT SOME REAL NEWS HERE!
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@arenit: But does a hipster shit in the woods?
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Are bears into really obscure shit that the rest of us probably haven't ever heard of?
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@Dr Lizardo

yes.

recorded on a 4 track, then released on cassette in an edition of 25.
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@greige: I thank you for the clarifying that, especially the technical aspects, of which I was quite unaware.
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I said this 4 years ago Anon. and it's only gotten worse! So good luck with that. I secretly welcome these dorks because quite frankly nothing makes one feel better than standing next to one of these emo nerds. What was the question again?

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