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1
IA, You have way too much time on your hands...and you are a sub-human troll who is going to end up in jail.
2
You sir are a piece of shit. And you know full well that your idea of seeding the neighborhood with chicken bones in order to MAYBE get the right dog out of a hundred is fucking retarded, if not illegal.

I hope this shit is fake.
3
Dogs are like women. They bark for no god damn reason, but men understand this because they are man’s best friend. You wouldn’t feed your wife a chicken bone would you?

"Where I come from, we slap our dogs"
Please do not ever have children.
4
What a truly horrible person!
5
2nd quality IA of 2013. Sadistic! Love it!
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hey I,A -- i'm going to start sliding mirrors and razors under the door of your apartment in the hope that you will see your horrible, disgusting visage one too many times and finally decide to off yourself via slitting your oh-so-slittable wrists. QUIT STEALING MY AIR AND PERISH.

however, if you decide to stick around and loiter in this life anyway, and somehow my dog ever ends up choking to death while walking through your neighborhood, then, for starters, prepare to learn what it feels like to be penetrated by a jagged chicken bone.
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I,A has no problem threatening violence toward a sentient animal, yet is too chickenshit to levy the same threats at the animal owner (AKA something that hits back). Lots of angry beta-males in this town, I guess.
8
No bike/car drama: +1
Pissing about dogs/cats: -1
Confession of illegal/immoral activity: +5
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Most of you are reading it wrong. Anon is talking about various dogs encountered while knocking on doors. Anon is a solicitor. Probably for an energy corporation, an environmental lobbying group, or a religious cult. Anon needs to get a real job.
10
We have a meano no baggie choke inducer on isle 6.
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actually, i take my comment back -- i'm not a violent person -- if my dog choked and died by your chicken-stained hands, i would probably only grieve severely for a few weeks and then just write a vicious I,A.

(and revel in the money i would be saving not having to feed and take care of her anymore...)

(and take out my anger instead on my cat, telling her that i wish it was her that choked, that she's adopted, that she's fat, that she's nowhere near as cute as all those internet cats, etc....)
12
Why do you "plant" bones for a dog that never leaves it's apartment? Let me guess....ah yes, you're an idiot.
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Dear I,A: What you're doing is truly fucked up. It's disgusting and incomprehensible. Instead of trying to kill the dog, why don't speak to the owner of the dog? Are you so cowardly that it's easier for you to kill an animal than talk to a human being? I had a dog, many years ago when I lived in Portland. A mini schnauzer. Nice little dog....friendly and intelligent. He died of old age. In any event, I would've been livid if someone tried to harm my dog deliberately. You, Anonymous poster, are vile scum, and if one day I were to read that you choked to death on a chicken bone, well, I won't wish death on you but let's just say that there are some obituaries which fill the reader with an extraordinary sense of satisfaction. Your obituary would fall into this category.
14
Sociopathic piece of human garbage.
15
Chickens eat their own poop.
16
Son of a bitch. I've noticed chicken bones strewed around my neighborhood while walking my dog - luckily my dog drops on command. If this is you: FUCK. YOU.
17
die in a fire asshole

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