I Got Out of Bed Just to Write This

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Your dog sounds like a little bitch.

arenit on January 15, 2013 at 10:13 AM

Shower farting? This could well be the next big thing in Japan.

Todd Mecklem on January 15, 2013 at 10:13 AM

You shall soon savor my wind infidel

on January 15, 2013 at 10:21 AM

This I,A brought to you by the future parent (if not one already) of a fucked-up kid that will grow up to be a champion wind-breaker, bed-farting and cubicle-farting with the best of them. Then little gas-passer jr. will grow up and procreate his/herself, perpetuating this cycle of inconsiderate, shameful, disgusting, gassy-assed humans.

Dignity has left the building (planet).

human in training on January 15, 2013 at 10:34 AM

I had a girlfriend once that suffered from colitis, and the loud ass farts came fast and furious, typically when we were in bed or in public or anywhere else where loud farting is frowned upon. Now, I realize she had colitis and all, but she carried herself as if everybody knew about it and understood her plight. Newsflash- total fucking strangers didnt know and were disgusted.

Barf! on January 15, 2013 at 10:47 AM

She’s sleeping, get over it!
It’s when she starts farting your love making music, then you can be mad.

Batman on January 15, 2013 at 12:02 PM

IA, you are FAR worse for hot-doggin* it, which provides a vector for gas spread as opposed to covering it with a blanket.

*hot-doggin' it = shower farting; when opening the shower door is like opening a steamy hot dog at a baseball game

sagging flint on January 15, 2013 at 12:58 PM