Dear, Hipster! (exclamation point <~ nailed it)
You probably are one! You: wtf is a bside? A, âflip sideâ?
I donât want âroomâ in your skinny jeans. What I want is you to be an individual (I have hope for you)
How many of your âbroâsâ were crossing the street in front of his car?
âyou normalâ?
...Your ear plugs were fucking free!!! K hipster, everyone knows that. you didnât buy them off the internet.
Three years ago..? maybe you heard the car guy wrong, so you could look different - cause youâre no poser.
You wanna stand out? Then hold a Little Caesars sign, and rock that shit out on a street corner!
Yay tats, were invented 3 years ago.
Youâre sitting, are you comfortable? (wondering⌠is a sext really going to get me laid?)
We hate you because you DONâT get laid.. instead; you choose to come on I,A. (which is so wrong)
The hate comes from; Youâre not a cougar or a mougar (mougar has to be man cougar or all of this means nothing)
YOUâRE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!!! You've seen it, you've been written to read it, YOU know to stop! âHipsterâ means nothing!
Itâs a fucking genre⌠make yourself an individual, or GET OUT! Sincerely, ALL OF US!
I'm doing it.. stupid heart, at the end of this. <3
A troll, but a pretty good one. Not totally obvious.
I do like the touch that ear plugs or tattoos would have been considered cutting edge three years ago. Ear plugs were cutting edge about 10 to 12 years ago. Tattoos, in the 70's.
Back in '67 some offensive reporter started calling the freaks, "Hippys". Those flower children were into peace, love and sharing, until low life leeches croweded in and ruined the scene with selfishness and vandalism. Nice guys finish last in the material world.
I feel like if you use the word bros in a serious manner you probably don't hang out at the BSide. Not that the BSide is cool. Its just not full of bros. So in summary: Fuck you, the places you hang out and the BSide sucks too.
LOL!!!!!!!!
I'd even gander those without tattoos get judged more than those with tattoos. Now there's something to think about.
Dear, Hipster! (exclamation point <~ nailed it)
You probably are one! You: wtf is a bside? A, âflip sideâ?
I donât want âroomâ in your skinny jeans. What I want is you to be an individual (I have hope for you)
How many of your âbroâsâ were crossing the street in front of his car?
âyou normalâ?
...Your ear plugs were fucking free!!! K hipster, everyone knows that. you didnât buy them off the internet.
Three years ago..? maybe you heard the car guy wrong, so you could look different - cause youâre no poser.
You wanna stand out? Then hold a Little Caesars sign, and rock that shit out on a street corner!
Yay tats, were invented 3 years ago.
Youâre sitting, are you comfortable? (wondering⌠is a sext really going to get me laid?)
We hate you because you DONâT get laid.. instead; you choose to come on I,A. (which is so wrong)
The hate comes from; Youâre not a cougar or a mougar (mougar has to be man cougar or all of this means nothing)
YOUâRE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!!! You've seen it, you've been written to read it, YOU know to stop! âHipsterâ means nothing!
Itâs a fucking genre⌠make yourself an individual, or GET OUT! Sincerely, ALL OF US!
I'm doing it.. stupid heart, at the end of this. <3
GAAAAWWW!!!
Well played.
I do like the touch that ear plugs or tattoos would have been considered cutting edge three years ago. Ear plugs were cutting edge about 10 to 12 years ago. Tattoos, in the 70's.
God I hope that this is just really bad satire.
I feel lamer just commenting here. You don't deserve my wit.