Don't Kill My Vibe

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The only time it's okay to say that a bit of pop culture changed your life is if you happen to have been raised by luddites or Amish or something. If you've NEVER seen a tv/stereo/movie before, then sure. That can change your life. Probably for the lazier.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on January 17, 2013 at 12:53 PM

I don't know about the person I,A is complaining about, but

"I prefer the company of cats."

tells me everything I need to know about I,A.

Aestro on January 17, 2013 at 1:33 PM

Never scorn a bartender.

Handsome McHaberdasher on January 17, 2013 at 11:47 PM

Unbeknownst to dear Anonie, Helen Keller founded Pitchfork Media.

TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on January 18, 2013 at 12:36 AM

Also, who the fuck says "vibe" anymore?

TheOnlySanePersonInTheWorld on January 18, 2013 at 12:39 AM

1. You're paid to listen to bullshit.

2. You work in a place with a shit jukebox.

3. "rigor mortised assholes" not bad, I'm filing that away with "three stooges your jugular" from the other day.

Todd Mecklem on January 18, 2013 at 10:16 AM

I hate the people like you who moved to this city. Stop working at our establishments and go the fuck away.

James Washington on January 18, 2013 at 2:46 PM

Yeah, people whose parents fucked here are so much better. It must be genetic. I really don't know what it is, but our shit just smells like... lilacs, or something. Am I imagining this? Why do we native Portlanders not receive greater appreciation for our nativeness?

geyser on January 19, 2013 at 3:52 PM