Anonymous Feb 25, 2013 at 11:19 am

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1
Let me guess, you're one of those "fucktards" who wears knit caps when it's 95 degrees out?
2
Actually, no. It's just a little thing called modesty. But we, (and by we I mean people who don't post the first shitty sarcastic quip that pops into their tiny mind) can't expect you to understand that, now can we super-original-username guy?
3
Girl-pants-wearing, year-round-hoodie guy is offended.
4
Modesty. That's like saying dress like a lady. Well, I have a vagina and wear miniskirts, so I guess I AM dressing like a lady! Oh my stars and garters!

Why are other people so concerned with how others are dressing? In a town that prides itself of acceptance this smacks of puritanical shaming. Don't like it? Don't fucking look.
And yeah, I'll bet this IA writer is the kind of douche that wears a knit cap in 95 degree weather.
5
Good lord - calm down. If you don't like looking at the public, gouge your eyes out and gain some perspective. Of all the bullshit rants on A,I this is fucking shallow or are you showcasing how emotionally ill-equipped you are - to consider you can't handle how Portlanders dress??!?! Seriously? It sounds like you've had too many doses of Catholic school shaming - you actually enjoy us ladies that sport the miniskirts, don'chya? Do you also jerk-off with sandpaper and blame Home Depot for selling it to you? Freak.
6
I think we all know who the real shithead is. The person trying to get some much-needed Vitamin D? Or could it be body-horrified Little Davey Cronenberg here?
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OK, motherfuckers need to stop admitting they wrote an I,A. It defeats the purpose and represents an abuse of the system. I,A is for when you don't want what you write to be traced back to you.

I know that if one of my submissions ever got published, I would never give any indication that I wrote it. If you feel differently, this isn't the forum for you.
8
Hey anon, your asshole is showing. Put that shit away, no one wants to see it.
9
Can we at least all agree that if it's cold enough for a hoodie, it's too cold for shorts?
11
I'll stop wearing shorts in winter if everyone stops pretending it's cold enough for a knit hat in August.
12
Why are you throwing up? Improve your health!
13
The lesson of this is: wear whatever the fuck you want.
Haters are gonna hate.
14
Sugarspill,

Because you said vagina and garters, I'll be thinking of you and what you might smell like.

Mmmm,....
15
I'm just going to take that as a compliment and not feel weird about it and okaaay....

Thanks!
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Take it. Please. I like the word taking. Really like. Mmmm.
17
next stop: Sharia Law
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I'm currently wearing shorts, over wool tights and legwarmers, so no, it's not too cold. I've also been raking in the compliments today, so you can suck my dick.
19
It's Spring EQUINOX, fathead.

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