More like Von Douche. These guys suck, but I hate the Harley guys about 1,000,000 times more.

Also, I encourage the sidewalk parking because it leaves more legal spots for me.

Too bad there isn't a "little blue pill" for impotent internet rage.

Boooring.

"overcompensationcycle" -- love it!! However my roommate has a Ducati and a freakish, humongous wiener. What do we call him/his bike?

Lots of whine and no cheese.

Wow. How much fucking room do you need to walk down a sidewalk, fatass? Parking motorcycles/scooters on sidewalks makes a shit ton of sense. I imagine if motorcycles throw you into this much rage, you've probably never had the balls to leave the country to see that in many developed places around the world this is a common practice and works very well.

And in these places people are still able to walk down the sidewalk. Fuck, imagine that! A 6-8ft wide sidewalk having enough room to accommodate both a parked bike and someone (maybe two people!) to walk side by side simultaneously! It's a miracle!

Did mommy not let you play with two-wheeled vehicles when you were a kid? STFU.

The jealously is strong in this one...