He wanted to say *something* to you (don't ask me why, read SEX AT DAWN) and that's all that came to mind.
He had no idea he'd be causing the Battle of Stalingrad of unsaid comebacks in your mind. He probably regretted, later, not thinking of something far more clever to say.
I'm not defending him. He was being a jerk, undeniably.
Also "As a rule, world, don't say something to a stranger on a bike!!"
Yeah, so welcome to Portland my dear. Some advice: The guy was probably trying to hit on you or at least start a conversation before your face got enraged and he took the hint to speed off. If you let every random comment (especially one so insignificant as this) get to you you're going to HATE riding a bike in this town. I don't know if you're just mad insecure and read into everything in the worst way, but if you're a 23 year old girl (especially if you're at all remotely cute) and you demand nobody talk to you or say anything to you while you ride... well, yeah, good luck with that.
He had no idea he'd be causing the Battle of Stalingrad of unsaid comebacks in your mind. He probably regretted, later, not thinking of something far more clever to say.
I'm not defending him. He was being a jerk, undeniably.
Also "As a rule, world, don't say something to a stranger on a bike!!"
Yeah, so welcome to Portland my dear. Some advice: The guy was probably trying to hit on you or at least start a conversation before your face got enraged and he took the hint to speed off. If you let every random comment (especially one so insignificant as this) get to you you're going to HATE riding a bike in this town. I don't know if you're just mad insecure and read into everything in the worst way, but if you're a 23 year old girl (especially if you're at all remotely cute) and you demand nobody talk to you or say anything to you while you ride... well, yeah, good luck with that.
*farts*
Also, if "a bike is an extension of your cock" does that mean chicks who ride bicycles have dicks?