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Word.
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Great, this letter again.
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Sounds like you didn't spend a lot of time listening to the FUCKING AMAZING MUSIC either. Someone was literally talking shit behind your back? Turn around and tell them to shut the fuck up!
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It's "cojones."
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Also, can we all try to come up with something other than "eat a bag of dicks"? Those dicks are getting kind of old and moldy by now. "Eat a bag of chicken-and-waffles-flavored potato chips," "eat Spiro Agnew's mother-in-law's old dentures," "eat swarthy pedophilia," anything, but trash that bag of dicks.
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What about a satchel of dicks? A knapsack of dicks?
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I think my brain has started to leak out my ear
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Consume a satchel of erectile tissue!
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"Rucksack of dicks" might be acceptable in a pinch.
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How do you feel about "wang"? Personally I think it's way funnier than "dick", though a little trickier to work into a threat...
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hjgym uj vukl ,fvdr.
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If I spent the money to go see a rock legend like Patti, I wouldn't let a couple of amateurs ruin the evening for me. Tell them to shut the fuck up and move and enjoy the rest of the show instead of passively-aggressively stewing on it and then posting an I,A about your destroyed evening.
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Fuck yeah! Multiple bike, tri-met, and shoe-gazer-show-etiquette related whiny, bitchy, hyper passive aggressive I-Anons over the last two days.

Bringing it back to its roots, people! Keep up the good work.
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bindledick.
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Wagon of wangs.
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How about "eat a bag of Dick's," as in hamburgers from Seattle?
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Or if Dick's sporting goods started giving away free bags of popcorn: "Eat a big bag at Dick's!"
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Stop.
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Albert- BurgerMaster is better
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iceprez - but the statement is meant to be insulting, so you'd want to command the other person to eat a bag of inferior burgers.
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Only reason I'd recommend anyone take a trip to Dick's Sporting Goods, too. Because I hated them.
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Dick's blows (so does Burgermaster, btw). I'm always startled to see the masses lined up at Dick's (the one on Broadway on Cap Hill) after a heavy night of drinking. I can't even stomach the odor of that nasty food as I walk by.....one of the biggest drawbacks of having to live here (temporarily here in Seattle, Xbox project slave/contractor) is not having Burgerville. Sad face :(
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Doogie- Kidd Valley then?

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