Sounds like you didn't spend a lot of time listening to the FUCKING AMAZING MUSIC either. Someone was literally talking shit behind your back? Turn around and tell them to shut the fuck up!
Also, can we all try to come up with something other than "eat a bag of dicks"? Those dicks are getting kind of old and moldy by now. "Eat a bag of chicken-and-waffles-flavored potato chips," "eat Spiro Agnew's mother-in-law's old dentures," "eat swarthy pedophilia," anything, but trash that bag of dicks.
If I spent the money to go see a rock legend like Patti, I wouldn't let a couple of amateurs ruin the evening for me. Tell them to shut the fuck up and move and enjoy the rest of the show instead of passively-aggressively stewing on it and then posting an I,A about your destroyed evening.
Dick's blows (so does Burgermaster, btw). I'm always startled to see the masses lined up at Dick's (the one on Broadway on Cap Hill) after a heavy night of drinking. I can't even stomach the odor of that nasty food as I walk by.....one of the biggest drawbacks of having to live here (temporarily here in Seattle, Xbox project slave/contractor) is not having Burgerville. Sad face :(
Bringing it back to its roots, people! Keep up the good work.