I Am a Cheat and a Fraud

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Prison for ignoring parking tickets and maxing out credit cards? What a drama queen. Get a job and pay your bills son.

arenit on March 6, 2013 at 4:18 PM

What makes you think this is a guy, arenit? Fraud and financial irresponsibility is an equal opportunity racket, in my experience.

eprophet on March 6, 2013 at 4:35 PM

You're not a total fraud until you start researching how to fake your own death, but you're definitely on your way.

disastronaut on March 6, 2013 at 4:38 PM

Racked up tons of credit card debt as well as frivolously spent money that wasn't theirs? Must be a female. KIDDING, KIDDING!

Barf! on March 6, 2013 at 5:58 PM

Daddy or sugar daddy?

maleeek on March 6, 2013 at 6:13 PM

Your daddy? What is this, a fucking Tennessee Williams play? (Also, don't forget to pay your art tax.)

Todd Mecklem on March 6, 2013 at 8:05 PM

The chickens are coming home to roost.

PortlandFuckingOregon on March 7, 2013 at 9:59 AM

eprophet - Arenit also called the posted a queen. In the right context, neither phrase is gender specific. "Son" can be used in the same way as a condescending "honey".

I'm just surprised you didn't point out that arenit is probably not this poster's father as well, since we're being all literal.

ForWhomTheBellTrolls on March 7, 2013 at 1:10 PM

BOHICA buddy! That stands for Bend Over Here It Comes Again. And yes, you can do time for forgery and fraud if any of you are doubting this

on March 7, 2013 at 1:22 PM

Forgery gets you Fed time.

Barf! on March 7, 2013 at 2:30 PM

Cry me a river. I've faked NOT having a degree to get a job. See how that one feels.

Justine Middleton on March 7, 2013 at 3:03 PM

^^tell me your secret! Um, Please?

on March 9, 2013 at 11:41 AM