I'm with Todd on "y'all." Just use it. It's the only you-plural indicative English has. As long as you understand it's a contraction; while "ya'll" could be considered a contraction of "ya all," let's not compound the slang.
I hate all small plates restaurants for this very reason. I want to know what I'm eating, by myself. Also, by the time you order enough, you're paying too much.
But rather than complain online, as if I have the right to dictate what a private business should do, I choose different restaurants.
It's "I, anonymous". You don't have to pretend to make the restaurant anonymous while at the same time making it painfully obvious which restaurant you're talking about.
@Deezus, no shit. Cup and Saucer anyone? Why do people (sheeple) line up for that crap?. Don't get me started on Por Que No (Porque it blows) #transplant hipsters in No Po (hate that word)#
All y'all get that?
But rather than complain online, as if I have the right to dictate what a private business should do, I choose different restaurants.
But yeah, I think Subway is slipping too.