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I think i can speak for all the fellas on this one: nothing turns us on quite like a lady in a blue wig does.

(And, ladies, if you want to go the extra mile and really drive us absolutely-fucking-insanely wild, a matching blue merkin will do the trick.)

(And make sure to talk/moan in a scratchy voice during the act, a la Marge Simpson. Sooooo hot.)
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You had me at blue merkin!
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I thought 'Merkins were red, white AND blue!

Ugh.... sorry. Long day.

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