I guess you're just going to have to start hauling your own sweet-smelling bathroom around with you, possibly on a rickshaw-like contraption of some sort.
I like how you assumed this was a women and the smell was period waste, "seeing red" could also refer to the fact that lasagna is red too and when it carpets the floor I would expect you'd be seeing red too. CUE THE MISOGYNY!
Also, I,A, why would you drink a shot of tequila after eating lasagna? That doesn't even go together and is asking for trouble! You got it!
Also, I,A, why would you drink a shot of tequila after eating lasagna? That doesn't even go together and is asking for trouble! You got it!