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I agree I,A.. My favorite though is when you actually get to the merging point/proper speed, and the douche in the first lane all of a sudden wants to race you. Which ends up making you break, because essentially and mathematically, the merging car has no where to fucking go. Just scoot over to lane two, fuckers!
2
I always thought this was mainly a Washington problem, 3 out of 4 times the idiot that does this has a WA plate-the other one is usually Canadian.
3
^no way. Portland drivers are notoriously slow and confused. I think it's to further enrage the LA transplants.
4
From the title, I thought this was about drivers having accidents while playing with their cock puppets. (Not that I would do that, I always ride the bus.)
5
But my smoking, poorly maintained '84 Vanagon can't do much better than 58mph. On a hill. But it's a diesel, so I'm doing my part for the environment.
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OH NOES!!11!! YOU HAD TO SLOW DOWN!! HOW DID YOU EVER SURVIVE? YOU HAVE MY DEEPEST SYMPATHIES!!

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOVE BACK TO JERSEY YOU USELESS SHITBAG.
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As a bicyclist I'd say 99.95% of the drivers here are very competent and aware. Don't put the .05% on a pedestal. Also, I thought the first rule of New Jersey is you never admit you're actually from New Jersey
8
. I agree with anon, this is a problem here. In fact having lived in a number of other cities I would have to say people here are not very good drivers whether they are native or not (probably the latter)
9
I have never lived in New Jersey.
10
There's no accelerating on freeway on-ramps in Portland. Accelerate to what? The parking lot freeway?

Fucking I,A should drag their sorry ass back east.

Yeah you, bitch!
11
Someone tell Anon that the deadline for smartass jerks from Jersey moving to Portland and complaing about how everything is out here was 1978... Now let me tell you about an apartment complex under construction that's really got my goat...zzzzzz
12
I feel good that this fellow (just assuming because of the violent fantasies) is taking his road rage out on the internet instead of actually ramming his dickhead mobile into cars or people.

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