Anonymous May 2, 2013 at 8:45 pm

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1
It sounds like you don't have much going on in your life.
2
Anon is having sex? HAHAH OH MAN HE'S AWESOME!!!
3
Yeah, I sure as hell wanna be your buddy.
4
Sounds to me like this "sad crying sack of shit" did well for himself or herself to get away (whether it was their choice or not) from the lady or man that would have sex with a scumbag such as anon. Gloating about sex, what is this 10th grade? Oh and this could be about me since I recently got out of a long term relationship, and lord almighty would that be fucking surreal.
5
You are gross.
6
Douchbag douchbag douchbag

and I apologize to the actual hygiene product because you are better then this jerk.
7
AH MAN FUCK YEAH HIGH FIVES BEER BONG
8
Unless you're with a virgin, you are always screwing someone's ex.
9
Sounds like you're totally s to the cum.
10
Bro, just be careful when she wants to show you a "surprise" in the knife drawer. Sayonara you dweeb
11
Ha, that this guy thinks this is something to brag about is kind of sad. Or it would be if he wasn't such an obvious asshole. I mean, really, you're basing your worth on someone else's sex life? How pathetic is that?

Guys really are turning into caricatures of mallrat girls from the 80s or something.
12
After you leave, someone else will come along. She will complain about you and they will think "haha, yay I'm fucking that douche bags ex and I'm better at it, me me me...". It's entirely possible however that you aren't that great in the sac to begin with and she is just massaging your ego but in any case who the fuck gives a shit...
13
Hit that shit homey. Also, post their Facebook link here so we all can (seniority first mind you) foam it from here....
14
dude's stoked that he's banging someone's sexually frustrated/unfulfilled girlfriend.

how long have you been an adult?

i'm completely ambivilant about sleeping with someone in a relationship, but i feel like the girl is getting the raw deal on this one; a shitty boyfriend AND a scumbag duder that's going to dip out once the relationship is over. rough.
15
What does "foam it from here" mean?
16
If there is foam coming out of your dick then you have some problems...go get that shit checked out...
17
@pork chop, I believe it is a firefighting term :(

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