Anonymous May 7, 2013 at 6:28 pm

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1
Weird... they don't usually break the unspoken pact. Do you by any chance live near a park? Col. Summers, perhaps? My theory:

nice weather=> hipsters/reggae trolls drink beer in the park => security and eventually cops are inevitable => your usual collectors go hang out in the park where there are always more cans being emptied and nobody else wants to be caught with them
2
This is actually a real problem. If my regulars stopped showing up, my neighbors would think horrible things about me.
3
You are pathetic alcoholics. A real boozer would just throw the damned empties in the trash where nobody can see it. Posers.
4
I may be a drunk, but I am NOT wasteful.
5
My household already produces more garbage than we can fit in our can. Anyway, there is a delicate grocery store/alcoholic/can scavenger economy which I'd be afraid to upset. You know not the consequences of what you ask!!
6
This post and comments is portland gold. Oh so true. My scavenger is such a slacker too.

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