Oh, no, not a dilemna! Those things are really hard to get off your face.

YES, YES, NO, NO, NO.

Take a dump in his car and wipe your butt with his favorite iron maiden t shirt....

To be honest, I don't know. Let's talk about fluoride.

When I'm deep inside of me
Don't be too concerned
I won't ask for nothin' while I'm gone

But when I want sincerity
Tell me where else can I turn
'Cause you're the one that I depend upon

I think you would feel this way however he acted.

Let it go.

You should embarrass him in front of his friends. Revenge is sweet.